FTG presents
Ye Olde Burns
Authentic UK insults with translations for confused foreigners. 50+ ways to get roasted, Tudor-style.
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British roasting 🏰
How It Works
Choose your era: Ye Olde Burns for Shakespearean savagery your English teacher never showed you, Modern British for insults actual Brits use right now, Scottish Theater for performance-art-level verbal destruction, or Passive-Aggressive to decode what Brits REALLY mean when they're being polite. Every roast comes with a deadpan 'What This Actually Means' translation for non-Brits.
"I said 'blue' at a green card. Twice."
— Sarah"My brain just... stopped working."
— Mike"We haven't laughed this hard in years."
— Jess